Double Dave’s is right around the corner in an ugly as hell brown brick strip plaza with opaque black tinted windows.

Had lunch with the cousin here. This place rolls buffet style. There’s a few things you have to know about pizza buffets:

• Obliterate any expectations. You’re just here to chow down and crush hunger.
• Like with any buffet’s, skip the salad bar and reserve space for the heftier delicacies

That being said, there’s only a few other pizza joints that offer buffets: Pizza Hut, CiCi’s, Chinese buffets (you know, near the quesadilla and dinasaur chicken nuggets section AKA “american cuisine”). They are all in the same vain…you come in with a big indulgent smile and exhilirated about the many possibilities of chomping away pizza. Gradually, about a half hour later…you have this sly face and heavy eyes and feel like a weighted statue. Can’t get up. Just need to sit for a few. You then tell yourself “i can do one more slice” and you get up for the last pepperoni slice and you powder on the parmasean. You barely get to the crust, and then your head bobs over. And you now you’ve crosssed the threshold into “I feel like CRAP.” Congratulations on your pizza buffet, sir.

In other news, US just lost to Brazil in Confederations Cup.